I don't need another butler but it looks like White Castle is selling theirs. Thanks to Dave for sending this in.
eBay item 4735702360 (Ends Jun-12-05 12:46:49 PDT) - White Castle - Jeeves For Hire - Butler - As Seen On TV: "Like the butler in our latest television commercial? He could be yours. We're placing %u201CJeeves%u201D on the auction block to help in the fight against hunger. Proceeds to benefit America%u2019s Second Harvest - The Nation's Food Bank Network. This unique and one of a kind, beautifully crafted and hand painted wooden butler stands 32%u201D tall and is ready, willing and able to serve you. Highest bidder not only gets Jeeves, but other goodies including 52 Crave Case coupons, good for one free Crave Case per week for an entire year.*** In total, they are worth almost $750 in value. Feed yourself, and others. Place your bid for Jeeves today. For more information, visit secondharvest.org.