Of course! A lobster vending machine! Why didn't we think of this? :-)
The live lobster vending machine (in Japan of course) - Engadget - www.engadget.com: "You can buy almost anything from a vending machine in Japan. So it%u2019s no surprise to find a machine fashioned after the old UFO catcher crane-and-claw-based arcade games vending live lobsters in Sapparo. 100 yen (less than a buck) is a bargain price for a potentially tasty dinner %u2014 not to mention the hearty guffaws to be had watching children (and Alec Baldwin) scream in horror."