We're pretty sure we'd eat pizza or anything else from a vending machine that looked this good!
"You have to wonder about this when the website copy consistently calls this a “food source” rather than a “piping hot, delicious pizza, delivered immediately out of the gaping maw of a machine.” What is this “food source?” Could it be… God, forbid… people? This thing is a pizza vending machine. It’s quite old, but I haven’t seen it before and I could actually use one in my basement lair here. I would look like a little ball of processed “flour-based” food source if I ate it all day, though."