Stop What You're Doing and Go Get Jack in the Box's New Bacon Milkshake Right Now: Jack in the Box has some crap your pants good news that'll make today feel like your birthday: they're going to be selling Bacon milkshakes. YES. What's even awesomer: Vegetarians, Muslims and Jews can drink it too! 

The Bacon milkshake is supposedly a secret item so you'll have to whisper it under your breath as you order it. According to the Jack in the Box a regular bacon shake has 773 calories and 40 grams of fat. Tasty!